My momma always bought me tube socks whenever we went out to shop. And now I have so many tube socks that I could probably open my own shop. But, that ain't the point, that ain't the story. It's that saturday morning ritual that always annoyed me. A torture device that goes without topping. My mom was always taking me out clothes shopping! My momma always bought me new underwear before I even broke in my last pair. We had to wait for hours, sometimes all day long just to ask the clerk if I could try them on!